7 Things that Nobody Knows About Me….

Well, I’m just as dirty and slimy and bitchy as the next person….and here are some things (not all…ahem) about me that most people don’t know….until now, that is.

Call them secrets if you will…well, uh….not anymore:

1. I wash my hands ten times a day – this is borderline compulsive behavior which has oddly not affected any of my other characteristics and habits. Anyway, I actually count whenever I wash my hands, and make sure the number comes up to 10 a day.

Sometimes, its more than 10…but never less.

2. Sometimes when I’m famished after work, I order for two from the local deli…

and then sit and finish it all by myself.

3. I haven’t drank tea in three years.

Not even iced tea.

4. Everybody thinks I’ve given up chocolates…..because that’s what I tell them.

I have three dark chocolate bars in my refrigerator right now.

5. I have a crush on my new neighbor, who is all of 30 years. So I told him I’m 27.

I’m actually 23.

6. I lie to my yoga instructor everyday. Everyday. About eating fried chicken, mayonnaise and chocolate tarts from Bread & More.

I know I’m probably gonna die of a heart attack! Oh well….

7. Our neighbor’s Black Retriever has given birth to five plump puppies. I go over to feed them protein punched milk everyday and I give none to the mother. Then I come back home and feel guilty about it all day.

The next day, I repeat the same thing.