Proof That I’m a Geek

What do you get when you put together an overweight chocoholic, sans any trace of makeup, wild, out-of -control hair, baggy clothes and a dehydrated, sleep-deprived disposition?

Well yeah…me.

I just wish technology comes up with something that would instantly airbrush our faces and bodies, like the magazines do for their cover shots. Instant zit removal and blackhead smoothening….(sigh)!
The other day Sydney peeped over my shoulder into the computer screen to take a look at this particular photograph. His reaction? A big guffaw!

“Could you be more nerdy?” He asked, suppressing laughter.

“Excuse me? I was always a nerd….I was just having a bad hair day…,” the rudeness just spilled out of me.

“Whatever,” said he, “Is that kurta made of upholstery?”

Aarrgh! I hate him! I love that kurta. And why can’t I have a geeky snap? I believe, each and every individual, apart from true geeks, should have a geeky snap…..and all the Sydneys can go to hell….